Werewolf: The Mike & JB Show!

[ J.B. ] – Another armagasmic show at The Caterie over the weekend. Yet again, LSU insisted they “play” a football game whilst we attempted to save your souls with rock and roll. We know you would have been there, had traffic not been insanely congested, and had you not been shitfaced from tailgating beforehand. But I will forgive you, even though you know better than that.

We are your girlfriend, except that you can show up totally wasted, we don’t mind, honey. We’re totally wasted too, baby. You can show up slurring and sloppy, and we’ll still put out for you. We don’t mind if you pass out, we’ll finish you off and clean you up, baby. Please come back.

Here’s what you missed if you weren’t able to show up (tsk, tsk.)

• Werewolf, the only band who will ever love you.
• JB and Mike sweating their asses off so that you may get your panties juiced.
• A spunktacular crowd stirring in their own sauces for hours drinking our rock and roll salvation.
• New t-shirts available for the first time ever from here on.

• DJ Ben Lewis on the 1’s and 0’s
• J-Kwon’s “Tipsy” making a triumphant return, only to be one-upped when JB explodered his load.
• Tequila
• Finding yourself for the first time.
• An unclefucking wonderful crowd. Seriously, they were so fucking Rad Baddical I just had to take pictures. If you were there, Saturday, thank you.

A smattering of pictures for your eyes to eat:

That’s Josh in the lower right of the pic. He’s sitting in on jazz clarinet for our rendition of “I Wanna Know What Love Is”

And of course, if you were there, then surely you were invited to the afterparty at Illegal D’s house. For the uninitiated, our afterparty had the following:

• Strippers getting their asses smacked from friends and strangers alike.
• Yayo.. If you’re white. Yeyo, if you speak spanish (yayo means grandfather). Or, if you’re smart (and spanish speaking), it’s llello.
• Hot chicks doing kegstands.. Who’d have thunk?
• Be drunks
• Killing the lights, and just feeling.
• Your first kiss.
• Mike damning his liver with Patron and Absinthe.
• JB was there! For more than ten minutes! Hours even!
• Matt losing his virginity (unconfirmed rumor)

• Illegal D’s generous heart (almost as big as his hatred for mankind.)
• Lots of girls! And in almost an even ratio! I guess girls feel safe under the ever-stalkful eyes of Werewolf.
• MySpace friends! It’s just like viewing girls’ profiles from your home computer, except they’re real and in front of you! From every angle, not just the “good” ones! And also you’re still scared to talk to them.

All in all, it was a party from 10:00 at the show to whenever the fuck the afterparty ended (usually well after sunrise.) We always have afterparties after our Caterie shows, so when you come next time, get a flyer with directions and show the fuck up. Come wet and leave wasted.