Get my dick out of your heart. October 5, 2006
Posted by JB Smooth in The Dark Side.1 comment so far

[JB] – Nothing new to write about. I just want to look at myself on here. This was taken right after manual palm to genital congress. Got a little on my neck.
Oh, wait. Here’s something totally unrelated and irrelevant, but nonetheless fucking awesome: a prison drug-mule beauty pageant.
Take special note of picture 9. It appears for the talent portion of the competition, the pageant contestant actually had a mule shit her out! Genius. That totally trumps the entrance we used at the Varsity show.
I love prison bitches, and this is the cat’s pajamas as far as I’m concerned. To be clear: these are women who’ve been arrested for swallowing condoms full of drugs, hopping on a flight to deliver themselves and then shitting out the drugs. Shitting the drugs out of their ass. Not shitting turds, shitting condoms. I’m so horny.


